I am a comedy writer and online business owner whose passion for comedy has seen me try my hand at every form of writing from sketches to novels to parody songs to satirical newspapers. My most notable ventures include my debut novel University of Life which will be published in August 2010; a collection of Christmas carol parodies which will be released, surprisingly, around Christmas time this year; the satirical online newspaper The Daily Sandwich from which my B-Log was born (the Sandwich itself will soon be buried in the internet graveyard); and my new online venture PoDhouse – a website promoting quality self-published work. For more information on any of these areas, please see the individual links on the menu bar.

I was born in Barton on Sea, Hampshire, before moving to Bath to study creative writing in 2001. After this I moved to London where I live now, rummaging through dustbins for food and hissing at passers-by. My ambition is to be added to the famous residents section of Barton on Sea’s Wikipedia entry.