Ever thought stopped to think about just how tedious traditional Christmas carols are? No? Do it. Do it now. See, boring aren’t they? Well not any more!

I have taken some of the world’s best loved Christmas Carols and given them the contemporary twist they so badly needed. Including titles such as 'Away on a Stag Night', 'We Three Chavs' and 'Violent Night', this alternative carol service is guaranteed to liven up the stuffy, boring affairs we know and hate.

More information and song samples will be available nearer the time, so you'll have to leep your excitement levels down until then. Or you can buy a copy of University of Life and read that instead.